Kansas paves the way for Pastafarians

What do you do when your interpreation of scripture doesn't mesh with reality? The Kansas State Board of Education came up with a novel solution. Redefine reality.

In a 6-4 vote, the Kanasas Board rewrote the definition of science so that it no longer requires 'natural explanations of phenomena'. This, of course, paves the way for science classes to teach about the Flying Spaghetti Monster and how his Noodly Appendage created the universe. Maybe it's time for me to revive the Church of the Devoured Cookie.