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Friday, November 26, 2004

Disclaimers

"This textbook contains material on gravity. Gravity is a theory, not a fact, regarding a force that cannot be directly seen. This material should be approached with an open mind, studied carefully, and critically considered."


Would you believe that there are not only people who think that the world is less than 10,000 years old - but that they want to actively undermine and sabotage any teaching to the contrary.

So for the kids in school still, be sure to download these special warning labels for your science texts.

Monday, November 01, 2004

Tricks and Treats

Another Halloween has come and gone, leaving only a faint sugar buzz to remember it by. This year I got a little more geeky with the pumpkin, eschewing the traditional jack o' lantern grimace for a Homestar Runner.

behold my l33t pumpkin carving skills oooooh - scarry Homestar

Highpoint of the evening was my son. YTV was running the Wizard of OZ, and the little guy came strolling over, planted himself on my lap and gently rocked back and forth to the songs. Then it was into costume and about the neighbourhood for his first ever trick or treating. Mommy took him round while I watched from our porch and snapped photos. Of course - Mommy and Daddy had to confiscate most of the treats ;)

Lowpoint of the evening was learning that I'm not allergic to wasp stings, but I am still allergic to pain. Seems that a wasp found its way into the house and had planted itself in the candy bowl. When I went to grab a handful for the next batch of tykes, it stung me on the thumb. I don't know about you, but it's been years since any insect of any kind has stung me, and I'd never been stung by a wasp before. Let me tell ya - it hurts. No, it really hurts. I've since learned from a couple of searches on the net that these things' venom is designed to make every nerve ending in the vicinity of the sting scream in agony. And the remedies people tell you about, baking soda, antihistamine, ibuprofine... don't really help.