Tragic Gripes or
My kingdom for a babysitter...

The sitter fell through today and so my lady love and I were unable to see Return of the King on opening day. Now I know the film will be out for months on end. I'm not afraid of missing it in any sense. And having read the books many times over, the fear of spoilers is thankfully low.

It's just really really weird for her and I to not have been at the first showing, 12 midnight sharp.

I'm beginning to feel old.
(quietly sings to himself) I don't wanna grow up I'm a Toys R Us kid...(/mournful singing)