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No - we have no Viagra. We have no Viagra today.

If you've come here looking for Viagra, I'm sorry to say, you've come to the wrong place.

Some wretched spammer has been firing off emails with the subject line Viagra and Diet Pills prescribed online! and using 'theelusivefish.com' as the reply-to address. I'd love to give this individual a piece of my mind, but as Fred Showker over at 60-seconds.com found, this spammer has pretty heavily covered their tracks.

For those of you who've come to my site looking for the schmuck who spammed you - he's not here. Sorry.
I really am.

But if you think it's annoying dealing with that one message you recieved, try dealing with several hundred emails that are bounced addresses or irate individuals who think you're the source of the spam.